2011-10-16
Explanation
This comic is titled "The Adventures of the Clairvoyant Premature Ejaculator." It shows a man and a woman meeting, seemingly on a date. They look at each other, and then the man suddenly exclaims "BWAAAAAAAAAH OHHH YEAHHH..." The woman, horrified, asks "What was that?!" The man calmly explains: "Four years from now. One night stand. You will be VERY disappointed."
The joke combines two concepts that don't normally go together: clairvoyance (the ability to see the future) and premature ejaculation. The man can see the future and knows that in four years, they will have a one-night stand. However, because he is also a premature ejaculator, he experiences the climax prematurely -- not just in the physical sense, but in the temporal sense as well, reaching it four years too early. The absurd premise takes "premature" to a cosmic extreme.
The votey panel, labeled "4 years later," shows the woman saying "Take off your clothes!" and the man responding "I'm kinda tired..." This is the payoff to the prediction: when the actual one-night stand finally arrives four years later, the man is unenthusiastic because, from his perspective, he already experienced it years ago. The "very disappointed" prophecy fulfills itself, but for a completely different reason than the woman would have expected.