2014-03-05
Explanation
The Joke
The comic begins with the Fermi Paradox: "If there are aliens out there, how come we haven't heard from them?" Scientists set up a listening apparatus (a satellite dish) and one day receive a signal. The signal turns out to be a schematic for a giant machine. The machine is an incredibly complex labyrinth that nobody fully understands -- one person says "I don't get it, 95 percent of the parts seem redundant" while another says they have "no time to talk" because they are "working on this tunnel to nowhere." Yet on completion, the machine whirs to life with the touch of a button. A scientist exclaims: "There is no longer a Fermi Paradox!" When asked what the solution is, they respond "Oh, mother f--" as a massive weapon fires down from space toward Earth. The final panel shows the Earth with the caption: "Because no one is left to be perplexed."
The Humor
The comic presents a darkly funny solution to the Fermi Paradox: the reason we have not heard from aliens is that they have devised a scheme to trick civilizations into building their own destruction. The aliens send schematics for a machine that sentient species eagerly construct without fully understanding, and the machine turns out to be a weapon that destroys the builders. This "solves" the Fermi Paradox in the most morbid way possible -- there is no paradox because every civilization that gets smart enough to listen for signals also gets tricked into annihilating itself. The extra layer of humor is in the details: the scientists note that 95% of the parts seem redundant and someone is building a "tunnel to nowhere," mirroring real-world large-scale engineering projects where individual contributors do not understand the full picture. The comic satirizes humanity's eagerness to follow instructions from a perceived authority (in this case, aliens) without questioning the end goal.
References
- The Fermi Paradox is the apparent contradiction between the high probability of extraterrestrial civilizations existing (given the vast size and age of the universe) and the lack of evidence for, or contact with, such civilizations. It is named after physicist Enrico Fermi, who reportedly asked "Where is everybody?" during a 1950 conversation about aliens.
- The comic's premise resembles the plot of the novel and film Contact (1985/1997) by Carl Sagan, in which humanity receives alien blueprints for a machine of unknown purpose and builds it. In Contact, however, the machine turns out to be benign.
- The concept also echoes the Berserker hypothesis, a proposed solution to the Fermi Paradox suggesting that self-replicating alien probes could be programmed to destroy emerging civilizations.