a-mystery
Explanation
The Joke
Two characters in a detective/mystery setting examine a clue. One says "Frank, look!" and points out that there is a false bottom in Old Man Dixon's drawer. They exclaim: "Finally we've found the clue that could crack the mystery!" They pull out the hidden item: a vibrating sex wand. One of them asks, "Does everyone have one of these?"
The Humor
The comic parodies the detective genre, where finding a hidden compartment in a suspect's furniture typically leads to a crucial piece of evidence — a secret letter, a weapon, or incriminating documents. Instead, the "clue" that will "crack the mystery" turns out to be a sex toy hidden in a false-bottom drawer. The humor comes from the deflation of the dramatic buildup: the hidden compartment exists not because of any criminal intrigue but simply because Old Man Dixon wanted to hide his vibrator. The final line — "Does everyone have one of these?" — adds an extra layer, suggesting this is not the first time their detective work has uncovered someone's private sex toys rather than actual evidence, implying that false-bottom drawers are primarily used for hiding embarrassing personal items rather than criminal secrets.