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Abstinence

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Abstinence
Votey panel for Abstinence
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Explanation

This comic satirizes abstinence-only education by taking its logic to an absurd extreme.

In the first panel, a teacher (or authority figure) states: "Of course the very best way to avoid axes is total abstinence," presenting axe-abstinence as though it were a serious pedagogical position, mirroring the rhetoric of abstinence-only sex education.

In the second panel, she continues with a hypothetical that undermines her own argument: "But if someone created tiny robot bees, 'nanobees,' that toggled between delivering flowers and chopping people's heads off..." -- suggesting a scenario where avoiding axes entirely would be impossible because they're embedded in something otherwise beneficial.

In the third panel, someone asks: "Where would your precious abstinence be then?" -- pointing out that abstinence fails as a strategy when the dangerous thing is woven into everyday life.

The final panel shows a silhouette scene where a figure says: "This is solid. Please hold on to your evil plan, evil guy." The "evil guy" responds: "Yes ma'am."

The comic satirizes the logical weakness of abstinence-only approaches by constructing a parallel scenario with axes. The underlying argument is that abstinence-only education fails because sex, like the hypothetical nanobees, is deeply integrated into human life and relationships -- you can't simply opt out of it entirely. The "evil plan" in the last panel adds another layer of absurdity, suggesting that the person making the abstinence argument is so committed to their position that they'd rather let a villain carry out a dangerous scheme than abandon their abstinence-only framework.

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