baby-no
Explanation
The Joke
A Buddhist monk stands outside an apartment building, reaching toward the door and shouting "Baby no! We can work through this, baby!" followed by "Or... Oh... Hmm..." The caption reads: "The worst part about being a Buddhist monk is how you can never tell whether your girlfriend has put all your stuff out on the front lawn."
The joke is that Buddhist monks famously own essentially nothing -- they renounce material possessions as part of their spiritual practice. So if a monk's girlfriend threw all his stuff outside in the classic breakup move, there would be literally nothing on the lawn to signal this had happened. He cannot tell if he is being dumped or not, because the evidence of a breakup (belongings scattered outside) is indistinguishable from his normal state of having no belongings at all.
The Humor
The comedy works by colliding two very different cultural contexts. The "throwing your stuff on the lawn" trope is a staple of domestic relationship drama, immediately recognizable as a sign that a partner is furious and ending things. But this visual cue depends entirely on the ejected person actually having stuff to throw out. By making the protagonist a monk who has renounced all possessions, the comic creates an absurd logical paradox: the most dramatic gesture of relationship anger becomes completely invisible. The monk's confused "Or... Oh... Hmm..." perfectly captures the existential uncertainty of not knowing whether you have just been dumped.