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Explanation
The Joke
A person enters a lab and asks the scientist: "Are you in here using advanced molecular engineering to create new organisms never before dreamed of by God or nature?" The scientist confirms, and the visitor asks if it's for medical applications. The scientist says no — she can make anything from a few molecules of blood. She's been hiring the scariest-looking people she can find to stand in storefronts, daring kids to come in ever since they redesigned the stores.
The final panel reveals the broader situation: a storefront resembling a Spirit Halloween or similar seasonal store, with a character resembling Ronald McDonald nearby. Someone notes: "I used to oppose bioengineering, but this is fine." Another says: "It's happening again, people are going to get scared and run from the biotech industry again."
The Humor
The comic plays on fears about bioengineering and genetic modification by contrasting the terrifying potential of the technology with the hilariously mundane and commercial use it's actually being put to. Instead of creating bioweapons or designer babies — the usual sci-fi fears — the scientist is using cutting-edge molecular engineering for what amounts to a novelty retail experience, creating scary creatures to staff haunted storefronts.
The joke also references how public perception of biotechnology swings between fascination and panic. The bystanders' reactions capture this perfectly: one person who previously opposed bioengineering is now fine with it (because the application is silly), while another worries this spectacle will trigger another backlash against the entire field.
Broader Context
Weinersmith frequently explores the gap between the revolutionary potential of scientific advances and the banal ways humans actually end up using them. This comic also touches on recurring public debates about GMOs, synthetic biology, and bioethics — fields where public fear often outpaces the actual risks, but where the real applications are frequently more commercial than existential.