boethius
Explanation
The Joke
A character exclaims: "Dammit, this guy is getting all these awards and accolades. Soon he'll get to the point where the crowds will have to acknowledge that he's the greatest." Another character asks: "Why do you care? Do you believe so much in the crowds?" He replies: "As I said once: 'Fortune soothes his pride and showy pearls ring his neck about... we then drape him in reverend head-conceited garments, we then dream that truly blessed wash your pride away with glory.'" The other responds: "Those awards come with cash and an open bar." He replies: "Oh God, you're right. I need to get one of those."
The Humor
The comic references Boethius, the 6th-century Roman philosopher who wrote "The Consolation of Philosophy" while imprisoned and awaiting execution. In that work, Boethius (through the character of Lady Philosophy) argues that worldly honors, fame, and accolades are hollow and meaningless — true happiness comes from virtue and wisdom, not external recognition. The joke is that a character starts out channeling Boethius's high-minded disdain for awards and public acclaim, quoting philosophical arguments about the emptiness of worldly glory. But the moment someone mentions that the awards come with cash and an open bar — concrete, material perks — all the philosophical resolve evaporates instantly. It's a joke about how easily lofty principles crumble in the face of free drinks and money.