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Explanation
The Joke
Two people are watching what appears to be a reality-TV-style scenario on a monitor. One of them excitedly narrates that "the utilitarians are emerging, bathed in the blood of the virtue ethicists and the deontologists!" The caption below reveals the premise: "Two weeks after locking all moral philosophers in a steel cage with no food, we were finally able to decide who is correct."
The comic takes the abstract academic debate between the three major schools of ethical philosophy -- utilitarianism, deontological ethics, and virtue ethics -- and resolves it through a brutal cage match. The utilitarians win, which is itself a darkly fitting punchline: utilitarianism is the philosophy that advocates maximizing overall well-being, so the utilitarians would be the ones most willing to do whatever it takes (including violence) if it produces the "greatest good."
The Humor
The joke works by applying a hilariously inappropriate methodology -- physical combat and survival of the fittest -- to a question that is supposed to be resolved through reason and argument. There is also a layer of irony in that the experiment itself is profoundly unethical by any of the three philosophical frameworks being tested, yet the observers treat it as a perfectly legitimate way to settle the debate. The utilitarians' victory is the cherry on top: the school of thought most associated with cold, calculating trade-offs is naturally the one that would thrive in a ruthless survival scenario.
References
The three schools of ethics referenced are utilitarianism (associated with philosophers like Jeremy Bentham and John Stuart Mill), deontological ethics (associated with Immanuel Kant), and virtue ethics (associated with Aristotle). These represent the three dominant frameworks in Western moral philosophy and are frequently debated in academic philosophy departments.