find-a-man
Explanation
The Joke
A man on his deathbed tells his wife: "Tell my wife to find another man to love." She replies, "You're going to be fine, you'll be all right." He insists: "I know, but this brush with death has really shown me how much I want — I really want you to have an ongoing threesome." She asks: "Okay, but why do you want to help?" He responds: "What are you doing this Saturday?"
The Humor
The comic begins with what appears to be a classic deathbed scene — a dying husband selflessly telling his wife to find love again. The first subversion is that he's not actually dying; she reassures him he'll be fine. The second subversion is that his "selfless" wish for her to find another man is actually a setup for his real desire: a threesome. The joke escalates through three consecutive bait-and-switches, each one revealing a more self-serving motivation beneath the apparently noble sentiment. The final line confirms he has no intention of dying and is already trying to schedule the arrangement for Saturday.