fish-2
Explanation
A man encounters a magical fish that grants him one wish. He wishes for "a beautiful woman to make love to me all night." The fish, however, insists on consent, saying it will find a woman "from the subset of women who will have anonymous sex with a stranger immediately because a magic fish suggested it." The fish introduces him to Priscilla, who enthusiastically shouts "Take off your pants! Magic fish says it's go time." When the man notices she is picking her teeth with a knife, she responds: "Magic fish didn't say I couldn't!"
The comic is a riff on the classic fairy tale of the magical wish-granting fish (from stories like "The Fisherman and His Wife"). The humor comes from applying modern ethical frameworks -- specifically enthusiastic consent -- to an ancient fairy tale setup. The fish's insistence on consent creates a logical filter: the only woman who would agree to this bizarre scenario is someone who is, by definition, unhinged enough to have sex with a stranger on the recommendation of a talking fish. The punchline with the knife reinforces that Priscilla is a wild, potentially dangerous person -- exactly the kind of person you would expect to enthusiastically comply with a magic fish's instructions. The joke is essentially a reductio ad absurdum of the original wish: if you respect consent, the pool of candidates who would actually agree to this scenario is limited to people you probably should not be alone with.