glarp
Explanation
This comic depicts aliens trying to be hospitable to a human captive. The aliens announce: "Human! We wish to make your environment more accommodating." They explain that they understand humanity's favorite things are "oral sex and the sounds of nature," and the human confirms "Yes, correct."
The aliens then attempt to combine these two things, resulting in a cacophony of bizarre, grotesque sound effects — "SLBRR," "GLARP," "GHURK" — filling the panels as the human lies on a table being subjected to whatever horrifying thing the aliens have devised. In the final panel, one alien asks "Is he OK?" and the other responds, "Scientifically speaking, he must be."
The joke works on multiple levels. First, there's the absurdity of aliens who have technically correct data about human preferences but completely misunderstand how to apply it. Second, the sound effects dominating the middle panels leave the actual experience entirely to the reader's imagination, which makes it funnier (and more disturbing) than showing anything explicitly. The aliens' clinical confidence that the human "must be" okay — because they've technically provided his stated favorites — satirizes a purely data-driven approach to understanding human pleasure and well-being.