God Hates You
Explanation
The Joke
Someone tells another person that "God hates" some group. God appears and clarifies that He doesn't hate anyone — He's just deeply indifferent to everyone equally. The person who was being hateful finds this even more disturbing than the idea of a wrathful God, because at least hatred implies attention.
The Humor
The comic subverts religious bigotry by replacing divine hatred with divine apathy, which is philosophically worse. A God who hates you at least cares enough to have an opinion. A God who is indifferent renders all human concerns cosmically insignificant. The bigot's theology is destroyed not by arguing God is loving, but by arguing God simply doesn't care enough to have preferences about human behavior.
Philosophical Context
This touches on the theological concept of "divine hiddenness" — the problem of why, if God exists and cares, there's no clear evidence of divine attention. The comic's answer (cosmic indifference) echoes deist philosophy and, to some extent, Lovecraftian cosmic horror.