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office-work

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office-work
Votey panel for office-work
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Explanation

The Joke

A manager acknowledges a well-known truth about modern office jobs: employees are present for eight hours a day but only do about two hours of actual work, spending the rest browsing the internet and playing phone games. As employers, they can't bring themselves to just have a full-wage, ten-hour work week because "it just seems too easy."

Instead, they propose an "efficient alternative": if your day's work is done in two hours, you may leave -- but only after walking naked through a briar patch, being doused in a waterfall of salty lemon juice, then walking through a long hall where twenty people dressed like your mother insult your life choices while beating you with trophies won by your more successful high school classmates.

The employees accept this deal eagerly. When one asks how many hours a day the "mom-guys" work, the answer is "twelve, with no overtime." The final panel shows someone from the mom-hall saying "I love getting to work with my hands every day."

The Humor

The comic satirizes the absurdity of modern office culture, where the actual productive work takes a fraction of the mandated hours, but cultural norms prevent companies from simply reducing work hours. The proposed "solution" is hilariously cruel and elaborate -- a gauntlet of physical and psychological torture -- yet the employees prefer it to sitting in an office for six extra hours doing nothing. This says something darkly funny about how soul-crushing unproductive office time really is. The kicker about the "mom-guys" working twelve-hour days creates an additional layer: the humiliation-gauntlet workers are themselves trapped in a job, but at least they find it fulfilling because it involves physical, tangible work -- a dig at how office workers envy those who work with their hands.

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