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Explanation
The Joke
An angel (or divine messenger) approaches God, who is depicted as an immense, abstract entity — a swirling mass of pure thought woven from colorful threads. The angel apologetically interrupts: "Hey God, sorry to disturb you. You're weaving an infinite spiritual tapestry from threads of pure thought, but there's a human doing it in the butt." God responds incredulously: "Right in the butt?" The angel confirms: "Right in the butt." The caption reads: "The more abstract God becomes, the weirder the specific behavioral taboos seem."
The Humor
The comic highlights the absurd disconnect between a maximally abstract, transcendent conception of God — an infinite being weaving reality from threads of pure thought — and the extremely specific, bodily nature of religious sexual taboos. The joke is that an incomprehensibly vast cosmic intelligence is being interrupted from creating the fabric of existence to be informed about a very particular human sexual act. The contrast between the sublime (infinite tapestry of pure thought) and the mundane/crude (a specific sex act) is the core comedic engine. The caption drives the philosophical point home: the more abstract and transcendent your theology makes God, the stranger it becomes that this being would care deeply about specific physical behaviors.
Context
This comic engages with a long-running theme in philosophy of religion and theology: the tension between an abstract, omniscient, infinite God and the very specific moral rules attributed to such a being in various religious traditions. SMBC frequently explores theological absurdities, particularly the incongruity between cosmic-scale divinity and petty human concerns.