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Explanation
This comic imagines a conversation between a person and God about why the dinosaurs were killed.
In the first panel, a man prays: "Dear God, why did you kill the dinosaurs?" God's answer is blunt and crude: "They were doing it in the butt. Doing it right in the butt. So I asteroided them." The reason for the extinction event is presented as divine punishment for a specific sexual behavior.
In the lower panels, God reassures the man: "Fear not, little one. I have mellowed with age." The man joyfully responds: "Praise the Lord!"
The humor works on multiple levels. First, there's the absurdity of an omnipotent deity destroying an entire branch of life over a prudish objection, framed in deliberately juvenile language ("right in the butt," "asteroided them"). Second, God's claim to have "mellowed with age" is a joke about Old Testament God being wrathful and punitive compared to a supposedly gentler New Testament version. The man's relieved "Praise the Lord!" is ironic — he's celebrating that God has merely stopped committing mass extinction over sexual practices, which is a very low bar for moral progress. The comic parodies religious narratives that attribute natural disasters to divine moral judgment.