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Explanation
This comic features a man praying to God, establishing two premises through Socratic questioning: (1) God's laws are immutable ("Duh. To say otherwise would imply a gap in my omnipotence"), and (2) statues of the Virgin Mary do sometimes cry tears of blood ("100%. Reminds you what a mess you've made"). The man then draws the logical conclusion: if God's laws are fixed and these miracles happen, then the underlying physical laws that permit blood-tears from statues can be understood and studied -- and then "scaled up."
God asks nervously "Where is this going?" and the answer is revealed in the final panel: a grocery store display for "Tears of Our Lady: A Superfood," complete with products like "Olive Oil: Double Virgin," "TearKist Orange Soda," "Adorationitos" chips that are "Zesty with Lamentation," and "Holypeno Salsa" with the tagline "Woe! That's spicy!"
The humor operates on multiple levels. First, there is the logical trap: if God admits miracles follow immutable laws, then those laws are scientifically explorable and commercially scalable. Second, the punchline is the absurd commercialization of sacred Catholic phenomena into branded food products. Every product name is a religious pun -- "Double Virgin" olive oil, "TearKist" (a play on "Sunkist"), "Adorationitos" (adoration + Doritos), and "Holypeno" (holy + jalapeno). The comic satirizes both the logical tensions in theology around miracles and natural law, and capitalism's tendency to commodify absolutely everything, including the sacred.