weeee
Explanation
The Joke
The comic is a single panel showing Jesus Christ riding a zipline, wearing traditional white robes and sandals, with a joyful expression. The caption reads: "Christ's favorite part of the Second Coming was ziplines."
The Humor
The joke imagines that if Jesus returned to Earth in the modern era, the thing he'd be most excited about wouldn't be the state of humanity's soul, the progress of civilization, or the theological implications of his return — it would be ziplines. The image of a divine figure in flowing robes gleefully riding a recreational zipline is inherently funny because of the contrast between the cosmic significance of the Second Coming and the mundane thrill of a tourist activity.
The title "weeee" reinforces the childlike joy, reducing one of Christianity's most important prophesied events to the equivalent of a kid on a playground ride.
Broader Context
SMBC frequently features God and Jesus in humorous scenarios that imagine divine figures reacting to modern life with very human emotions. The recurring theme is that even all-powerful beings would find Earth's trivial pleasures delightful or confusing. This comic is a lighter, single-panel gag compared to the more elaborate theological satires Weinersmith sometimes constructs.